This place is basically here for me to goof off. I post art, I make jokes, whatever. Ask me some shit every once in a while and I'll answer.

ikimaru:

because of all the people who asked for this

portraitoftheoddity:

^ From a therapist-friend, in case any in-therapy-friends ever worry about this. 

spagetthy:

futureblackwakandan:

femmetops:

thecommonchick:

OMG! 😂

The plane while I suck his dick in the bathroom:

STOP Asgdhdkkskfkff

As a pilot I am ashamed, this is disgusting and unethical. I can not BELIEVE that you would do such a sinful thing as to perform oral pleasure on a pilot, during flight, in the bathroom when the cockpit is RIGHT THERE. it’s literally a COCKpit. It’s IN THE NAME

nihiley-coyote:

hot take: the word “queer” exists as both a slur and an identity, and to say otherwise is erasure of both the struggles that people went through getting harassed/etc by people who called them that, and the struggles and activism that went into people reclaiming the word for themselves. 

it’s called giving other people respect. if they’re uncomfortable with the term, then don’t force them to accept it, but if someone else is using it as an identity, don’t force them out of it. trauma is not an excuse to be an asshole

naamahdarling:

If you ever tell this dog that she rolled anything other than a critical hit, you are Bad and Belong In Hell.

neoncitydreams:

henry-the-dungeon-boy:

Me: There’s a tall orc barkeeper and she-

sorcerer: I roll charisma

me: why?

sorcerer: I wanna date her

me:

lonelycowgirlinyourarea:

lonelycowgirlinyourarea:

girls there will never be too much parmesan… or garlic

if a recipe tells you to put a specific amount of parmesan or garlic fuck that recipe… create your own path, choose your own future, be the person you want to be not the person society wants you to be

big-gay-mike:

tokoshi:

my therapist: so how are you doing today?

me:

Is your therapist washing you?

politiho:

web-wrecker:

heckifiknowcomics:

hang in there buddy.

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